Chillax With Some Canuck Juice As You Shop 'Till You Drop This Holiday Season

No, it doesn't come from a moose (but just wait). Slow Cow is a drink made with chamomile to calm your nerves and tea-derived supplements to boost your powers of concentration. It's like a massage in a can. Red Bull is so early 21st century, people.

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