This Just In - Pamela Anderson Takes the Title for Biggest Mental Of The Year

Bitter disappointment for those of you hoping for a new tape from the bride and her third groom. Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon, her betrothed of two months. Is that what excessive tanning does to faux-blondes? Suddenly, Britney Spears' unending trip to Crazyville makes sense! Go pale ladies! Save yourselves!