Happy Victoria Day!

and here's a tale after the ol' girl's heart (pun intended): The Winnipeg Free Press (whoo!) reported that following an overly zealous bit of rough sex between a 20-something woman and her eager partner, who asked her to carve a heart-shape symbol into his chest, the man almost died from a puncture to said vital organ. The episode, which occurred in February 2007 (some Valentine's Day!), came about when the woman pressed too hard on the gentleman's chest. The man, also in his 20s, made a full recovery and backed his date's recounting of the encounter. She pled guilty to assault and was sentenced to three years' probation.