And The Award for Biggest Alkie This Side of the Border Who's Not a Hockey Player

goes to Jack Bauer himself, Kiefer Sutherland, who has been busted four times in the last fifteen years. In court in Los Angeles yesterday, he pled no contest in the DUI case and will serve a 48-day jail sentence beginning December 21st, when he will be sentenced. He will have five years probation and a suspension of his license. Keeping this guy from getting behind the wheel sounds like a very good idea, long overdue. Jack Bauer is always better on foot anyway.